Why did we buy an alarm?
Why not a dog
A cat
Or a myna bird?
For, you see,
the real alarm
Is me
(The yelling mom.)
But a dog
A cat
A myna bird
Might do the job as well;
For,
When the carpool’s at the curb
I’m barking
Pacing
Repeating repeating repeating
As they do;
While the children lumber
-Like bison-
Out the door.
Photo Credit: Jonathan Mast
©2019 Chelsea Owens
Dogs are great. Any sleeping kid is licked awake by a crazed dog. Best alarm ever.
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Hmmmm…. I wonder if that’d win me the ability to get one.
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