Twitter – I Didn't Want to Be a Mother

October 12, 2019

Ah, the logic of a young child. Marcy G and I might have children with the same problem…

October 5, 2019

Oh, Scary Mommy: if only I could share this with my in-laws.

September 28, 2019

I dunno, Undercaffeinated Mama, but let us know when you find out… ♫ Paw Patrol… Paw Patrol… ♫

September 20, 2019

I’m still laughing at his one, Dude-Bro Dad. Still laughing.

September 14, 2019

Oh, man, Anxiouscougar, have I got a list for you. I can’t believe all the weird phrases I’ve said as a parent.

I Didn't Want to Be a Mother