I sit to type this on a momentous day: the first Friday my newly-christened Kindergartener does not have school.
I spent half an hour typing that opening sentence.
Why? Why would it take so long to type ONE SENTENCE? For those who don’t have children at home right now -laying on your shoulder, touching your touchscreen laptop, eating toast onto your head, and whining, “What should I doooooo?”- you have no clue.
No, not even if you have a cat. Or cats.
Not that cats aren’t cute…
“Mom, guess what? Once, when I was playing Minecraft, Brother#1 made me go up a lava fall and I popped up under a villager’s house.”
Yes, my five-year-old literally just interrupted me to tell me that. Getting half a page typed before that isn’t bad; probably because he was eating toast. Yes, onto my head.
In my unicorns-and-going-to-the-bathroom-alone dreams, I keep thinking I can have it both ways: raise the kids AND work from home.
Like most people who live, breathe, eat, shower, and occasionally sleep; I need money to fund my lavish habits. We’re lucky that my husband has been the breadwinner for all the time we’ve had children. However; since we also have children who live, breathe, eat, sleep, and occasionally shower; I’ve picked up a side job here and there to help.
“Guess what a mothership is supposed to be? …A mother in a ship.”
Now we’re onto Starcraft 2, a computer game involving war in space.
*Sigh* Maybe we’ll have nap time today.
Maybe I’ll stay awake during it.
©2019 Chelsea Owens
I like StarCraft. Can I play StarCraft also, please? 🙂 Seriously, I understand you. I don’t let my two offsprings play more than an hour in a day. This the day I let them play. And with breaks to do the chores: ordering, cleaning, etc. It’s true they are 7 and 5, but…
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We have time limits, too BUT when the two parents are exhausted that time drags a bit longer some afternoons. 😉
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Oh my goodness, I tried – I failed. And this was when I was working full time and I only had my older two. “I’m on a call,” really never registered with them. I would find myself locked in the corner of the house, on a call, trying to make business ends meet, hoping they weren’t killing each other (or blowing up the house). Mmmaybe I’d be better at it now? I dunno – it’s hard!
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I help with our at-home business. Sort of. Okay, only occasionally these days. I think a working parent needs child care, or a LOT of screen time for the kids.
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This is exactly why I’ve shelved my dreams of being a freelancer, and I only have 2 kids! As much as they talk, though, it sometimes feels like 10. Half of me looks forward to the teenage years when I’m more likely to get grunts and glares.
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Grunts, glares, snide little comments meant to stab you in the gut… teenagers are FUN!
I did a bit of freelancing when #4 was in preschool over a year ago. I also hired a housekeeper, though. 🙂
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I feel your pain!
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Thanks, Heather. 😀 -though, I’m sorry you do.
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I’ve developed the ability to use the right part of my brain for work and the left to get beaten at computer games. Multi tasking and the height of bad parenting.
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😀 I need to alter that slightly and hang it on my wall: Multi-tasking is the height of bad parenting. 😀
That’s pretty much why I can’t do anything good quality or in-depth as a parent.
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Working at home is so hard!!! I was supposed to do at least two hours today…I did zero. The day just didn’t allow for it. Totally feel your pain!
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That was much my experience with the freelance job I had a year and a half ago. I kept whittling down my assignments…
BTW, have you fixed commenting on your blog?
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I think I have! I had some serious issues with my entires site this week…it was rather frustrating. But I think everything is back on track!
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Great! I’m always a bit behind in reading, but I always like visiting your site.
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Thank you very much! I’m always a bit behind also 😊
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