December 7, 2020
“The older I get, the more I learn that I should’ve purchased only one type of sock.”
-Chel Owens
Tag: Parenting
November 30, 2020
“When shopping with rambunctious children, a good rule of thumb is to pretend you don’t know them until it’s time to leave the store.”
-Chel Owens
November 23, 2020
“I can’t say I’m an inspirational mother. Instead of wise aphorisms or encouragements, my children will remember things like ‘I’m not an octopus,’ and, ‘Your brother’s head is not a weapon.'”
-Chel Owens
November 16, 2020
“They say to never cry over spilt milk. Well, whoever said that clearly never cleaned up after children.”
-Chel Owens
November 9, 2020
“Life, as a parent, is not like a box of chocolates or a bed of roses -unless every chocolate has tiny bites out of it and the roses have died and their petals are all over the floor.”
-Chel Owens
