“I’ve heard I need daily goals. Does waiting for the children to finally sleep count?”

-Chel Owens

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“Putting weight on is much more fun than trying to take it off.”

-Chel Owens

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“The older I get, the more I learn that I should’ve purchased only one type of sock.”

-Chel Owens

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“When shopping with rambunctious children, a good rule of thumb is to pretend you don’t know them until it’s time to leave the store.”

-Chel Owens

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“I can’t say I’m an inspirational mother. Instead of wise aphorisms or encouragements, my children will remember things like ‘I’m not an octopus,’ and, ‘Your brother’s head is not a weapon.'”

-Chel Owens

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