December 21, 2020
“I’ve heard I need daily goals. Does waiting for the children to finally sleep count?”
-Chel Owens
Tag: Funny
December 14, 2020
“Putting weight on is much more fun than trying to take it off.”
-Chel Owens
December 7, 2020
“The older I get, the more I learn that I should’ve purchased only one type of sock.”
-Chel Owens
November 30, 2020
“When shopping with rambunctious children, a good rule of thumb is to pretend you don’t know them until it’s time to leave the store.”
-Chel Owens
November 23, 2020
“I can’t say I’m an inspirational mother. Instead of wise aphorisms or encouragements, my children will remember things like ‘I’m not an octopus,’ and, ‘Your brother’s head is not a weapon.'”
-Chel Owens
I Didn't Want to Be a Mother 