The Toilet Seat, a poem

Posted on by mothertherealist

Why don’t you put the toilet seat
Down?
Why do you sit and glare and
Frown?

It’s not that I am out to
Fight,
About the toilet, water,
Light.

I’m simply trying to raise you
Well,
So future spouse won’t give you
A hard time.

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12 thoughts on “The Toilet Seat, a poem”

  1. Toilet seat position wars!
    1. Always shut toilet before flushing! Keep nasty stuff out of the air!
    2. Safety… Falling into a toilet can really hurt ones back!
    3. See #1. If we ALL do this, no need to blame the guys.

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