C’mere a minute, Bear. I have somefin to tell you about growin up.
Firstly is food. Food is yummy. You can’t eat it ’cause Mommy says I can’t make you a mouth. Also, bears can’t eat any food even with a mouth because you are all stuffing.
I have a mouth but Mommy says to put the grapes back and that floor food isn’t food.
Nummer Two is sleeping. Mommy and Daddy want me to sleep A LOT, even when I’m still playing with you and the sun is not sleeping. I think they play when I sleep so that’s why they want me to sleep.
And then there is outside. Mommy says to play outside. Then she says I’m too dirty and why did I go in the mud. Daddy says -he says to nefer touch the hose and not get wet. I can’t touch his tool bench either or his car. Or his saw or his candy or anyfing!
Growin’ up is all about having lots of things that kids can’t touch.
*Sigh*
Wanna go play in the mud?
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